Woman jailed after cigarette ‘emergency’

Police arrested a Monroe Street woman for misuse of 911 after she called because she needed more cigarettes.
Sandusky Register Staff
Sep 3, 2013


Sandusky officers went searching for Linda Sandle-Eagans, 55, 700 block E. Park St., after she called 911 at 3:50 a.m. Sunday, according to a police report.

She said she wanted to talk to an officer, but couldn’t stay where she was because she had to go buy cigarettes. Officers were unable to find her until she called back and told them she was in the parking lot at the library.

She had slurred speech, glassy eyes and was unsteady on her feet. She told officers she called 911 because she needed smokes.

On the way to jail, Sandle-Eagans told police someone took her grandchildren and her beer out of her house, so officers drove her to her home to check out the complaint. There they met a neighbor who said he saw Sandle-Eagans passed out on the porch, so he took her two grandchildren to come sleep in his living room.

Sandle-Eagans claimed he also took $2,077 worth of money orders and a case of beer. The mother of the children later arrived and picked them up.

Sandle-Eagans was taken to jail and charged with obstructing official business, misuse of 911 and voluntary intoxication.



Ha ha ha, he he ha


This is just another fine example that proves my theory.

Women with hyphenated last names, are high maintenance , pain in the a$$es!

Huge red flag, run in the opposite direction.


Of course you would prefer the low-maintenance kind that puts up with your crap, supports you and cooks your dinner. Right? Too bad.


Lets evaluate.

An alcoholic, chain smoking lier or a woman who supports you and cooks dinner.

Is there really a choice involved here?