Perkins Police
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 - 9:55am
2600 block Pioneer Trail, woman heard screams and moans outside apparent, said her old boss in St. Louis was a witch and placed a voodoo curse on her.


Gyro Cart Guy

Any other city, this is strange. In Perkins, just Wednesday.

Gyro Cart Guy

Apologies, I meant township.


No, the curse was sending you to live in Pioneer Trail.

Gyro Cart Guy

Based on Perkins budget concerns, perhaps the TOSSers from Bellvue should be brought in on this one.