12:21 p.m. — 1000 block Columbus Ave., drunken man appeared in woman’s driveway holding nun-chucks, woman told him to leave, man told his mother someone was trying to fight him, mother called police, police arrested man who said he “worked out,” practiced “martial arts” and lived by the “samurai code” to protect his neighborhood, man yelled “(woman) you’re still a (expletive) (expletive) mother (expletive)er, (expletive) you (expletive) hoes;” Robert Green, 26, 1000 block Columbus Ave., disorderly conduct intoxicated.
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who writes this crap!?
Haha , Drunken Samurai !! Your Kung Fu smells strong !!!!! ; )))))
wow!
OMG stop!! lmao
they must be one heck of a 'potty mouthed' family
According to the "Samurai" Code,
“(woman) you’re still a (expletive) (expletive) mother (expletive)er, (expletive) you (expletive) hoes;”
Means "Have a nice day and i shall frequent your dwelling again"
Oh little Samurai Grasshopper.. one to many "Grasshoppers" at the bar huh? .. LOL
Go home Samurai, your drunk.
He dont know nothing about samurai ......dumb as a box of rocks... lol...can u say LD.
He dont know nothing.about samurai ......dumb as a box of rocks... lol...
"Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...
His kicks were fast as lightning...
Okay that's all I remember ;]
It would have been really funny if he would've been whipping the nun chucks around and hit himself right in his , er, well...
none chucks ;] ;]