Sandusky Police
Friday, November 16, 2012 - 12:21pm
12:21 p.m. — 1000 block Columbus Ave., drunken man appeared in woman’s driveway holding nun-chucks, woman told him to leave, man told his mother someone was trying to fight him, mother called police, police arrested man who said he “worked out,” practiced “martial arts” and lived by the “samurai code” to protect his neighborhood, man yelled “(woman) you’re still a (expletive) (expletive) mother (expletive)er, (expletive) you (expletive) hoes;” Robert Green, 26, 1000 block Columbus Ave., disorderly conduct intoxicated.

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Comments

onegirlarmy

who writes this crap!?

Bluto

Haha , Drunken Samurai !! Your Kung Fu smells strong !!!!! ; )))))

Purplebonnie

wow!

ZamRam

OMG stop!! lmao

edgeOfH20

they must be one heck of a 'potty mouthed' family

Randy_Marsh

According to the "Samurai" Code,
“(woman) you’re still a (expletive) (expletive) mother (expletive)er, (expletive) you (expletive) hoes;”
Means "Have a nice day and i shall frequent your dwelling again"

Erie County Resident

Oh little Samurai Grasshopper.. one to many "Grasshoppers" at the bar huh? .. LOL

RLN07

Go home Samurai, your drunk.

realbigshot

He dont know nothing about samurai ......dumb as a box of rocks... lol...can u say LD.

realbigshot

He dont know nothing.about samurai ......dumb as a box of rocks... lol...

starryeyes83

"Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...

His kicks were fast as lightning...

Okay that's all I remember ;]

starryeyes83

It would have been really funny if he would've been whipping the nun chucks around and hit himself right in his , er, well...

none chucks ;] ;]