Sandusky police
Friday, October 26, 2012 - 9:22am
9:22 a.m. — 1600 block Central Ave., Halloween dummy molested, owner said dummy had two face masks, when she came outside she found one mask lying in dummy’s lap.


Westend Homeown

did the dummy report being fondled? i mean is molested the best choice of words they could come up with?lol


I understand that cops need some mental breaks, comic relief in the routine of fighting crime...but is this really the BEST way to word the blotter? Is this the way the police really had it? And yet AGAIN.......WHY DID SOMEONE CALL THE COPS FOR THIS???? Nothing was stolen? Maybe the mask FELL off?! WOW.


hes just getting a head of halloween...


The case of the maskless dummy.....A novel.