Local police respond every day to heated and unusual situations. The following is one item pulled from the daily police blotter. PERKINS POLICE WEDNESDAY, AUG. 29 9:15 p.m. - 5500 block Milan Road, three boys snatched up two Airsoft "Zombie Killer' pistols, pack of C02 cartridges and box of BBs, a doughnut and pack of penis enlargement pills, then headed for the door; boy, 13, 1800 block Remington Ave., theft, receiving stolen property, underage possession, possession of criminal tools; boy, 12, 1100 block Wamajo Drive, theft, receiving stolen property, possessing criminal tools; boy, 13, 1400 block Judy Lane, theft, underage possession, possessing criminal tools. For the full daily police blotter from agencies across the area, pick up the Register or check out the e-paper.



Possessiing criminal tools???? Is that because of the penis enlargement pills?

he said she said


I can see the boys taking the pistols...boys like guns...

Penis enlargement?  uuuhhhhhhhhhhh...just scratchin my head....every boy has a dream.... 


Pills will never make it to the evidence room.


note to boys:

you are still maturing and the pills are a rip off.....at least that is what I'm told.........got to school and get an education and a shot at a real life.


Are they gonna use the pills on each other?