Local police respond every day to heated and unusual situations. The following is one item pulled from the daily police blotter. PERKINS POLICE SUNDAY, AUG. 26 2:03 a.m. - 800 block Crossings Road, drunken man wearing formal clothes jumped up on bar stool, told patrons he was going to buy them all a drink, told bartender she was the nastiest person he'd ever met, bouncers threw man out, told police the last they saw he was wandering in a nearby bean field. For the full daily police blotter from agencies across the area, pick up the Register or check out the e-paper.



I think i have read about this guy before. Was his name "Ford Prefect"? The last time that guy bought a round at the bar he advised people to put bags on thier heads because the world was ending.