Local police respond every day to heated and unusual situations. The following is one item pulled from the daily police blotter. SANDUSKY POLICE WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11 6:59 p.m. - 500 block Taylor St., woman told man to stop texting, man told woman that he'd have his sister "beat her (expletive),' woman said she was calling police, man replied "tell them to catch me if they can because I am the gingerbread man,' woman told police about man's warrants, police couldn't find man. For the full daily police blotter from agencies across the area, pick up the Register or check out the e-paper.

For the full daily police blotter from agencies across the area, pick up the Register or check out the e-paper.

Comments

Bluto

LOL , What was he smoking ?

My Opinion is...

This is funniest deranged nursery rhyme I've ever read!

Bluto

Maybe he ran away with the dish and the spoon , Or could he be with the Muffin man on Drury Lane ? Oh , this IS fun ; )))

Kelly

Whatever it was, he probably bought it at Four Play

 

donutshopguy

 Hope humpty dumpty isn't his lawyer.

origen

Do not try to apprehend, He is extremely fast and tasty.

wiredmama222

@origen......ROFLMAO.............LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL   I ACTUALLY ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR