Local police respond every day to heated and unusual situations. The following is one item pulled from the daily police blotter. ERIE COUNTY SHERIFF TUESDAY, JAN. 10 4:50 p.m. - 3000 block Huron Avery Road, Huron, rusty, beat up van with Michigan plates rolled down driveway, long-haired "salesman' jumped out and handed man a complimentary bottle of Tide, said he was with a floor buffing company called Setroc, wanted to know if man wanted his floors buffed, man said it was his daughter's house and she wasn't around, salesman took Tide back, gave man card then drove off. For the full daily police blotter from agencies across the area, pick up the Register or check out the e-paper.

Comments

Tru Grit

 Classic Tide joke, classic. 

drumrguy1165

My wife washes our clothes in Tide,,,,,because its too cold out tide...lol

goofus

Is wanting to get your floors buffed an new acronym for something else??

Katelih-Trailer...

 ......I dont get it....But since this seems so random, I want to say that my turle finally ate a worm today..I am stoked ! lolololol

 

Hmm

Goof I think you mean euphemism.  Acronym means "the opposite".

goofus

Probably should have said code words, thanks too long since school

Exxcellent

The term acronym is the name for a word from the first letters of each word in a series of words (such as sonar, created from sound navigation and ranging)

I do think he meant euphemism though.

Hmm

Oh you're right.  I was thinking antonym.  That's what I get for trying to sound smart...

wiredmama222

sounds like the 'rolling tide' of this man just kept rolling on

Exxcellent

Meh, it happens. LOL

I was thinking that I wouldn't have given back his bottle of Tide. It was a gift, I am keeping it.

 

 

 

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