What's wrong with your leg?
Where's the beef ????
Is that a tube steak in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Hahaha! I'm getting out the popcorn to just sit back and watch because the comments are going to be hilarious on this one!
It's a big wanger officer.....
Now this is one for the record books ..lmfao.
I would have told the cop .The same thing you have in your pants . Only bigger
That's all me officer, I swear.