Huron Police
Friday, March 14, 2014 - 9:58am
1300 block Cleveland Road W., Ronald Foltz, 53, 300 block Firwood Road, public intoxication, open container. Foltz said he was on his way to court when officer found him face down in snow. Foltz claimed not to know how to do breath test so officer pointed to mechanism and said “blow.” Foltz pointed to his zipper, told officer to do likewise.

Comments

From the Grave

I love this guy!

OMGreally

lmao...

ladydye_5

Wish there was a photo gallery for this one!!!!

mikeylikesit

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Good 2 B Me

This one makes me happy. Sad thing is that the time is 9:58 AM.

Seen it All

If he works 3rd shift it would be the same as 7-8 pm for the regular day shift guy.

Good 2 B Me

Well DUH! I am just saying. Grow a sense of humor!

Either way, he is drunk and passed out in the snow at 9:58 in the morning while headed to court!!!

red white and blue

Well what I want to know is who complied? Lol

crazyaide

Lol....I love it =)

bdid.d519

Haaaa! Epic for sure!

mitchhegedusic

Buy that man a beer!!

rbenn

LMAO now that is funny

looking around

Did the cop call for back-up so all the boys could have a try!

wjs

It would be fun for the Register to post the actual police report on this one.

Morningbreezes1

Too funny! LOL

Restless1

Poor taste in reporting. High school humor.

wally44824

That was pretty darn funny, and I'm betting you're a very boring and miserable person. Enjoy watching your paint dry.

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thinkagain

Follow up article tomorrow: Disrespectful drunken sot garners hero worship from SR commentators.

mikeylikesit

he is a hero. we are all heros waiting for the right moment to shine!

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JMOP

Now that's funny!

Pointed to his zipper! LMAO!!

Dilligaff

This is outstanding. Great way to start my morning.