Local police respond every day to heated and unusual situations. The following is one item pulled from the daily police blotter. PERKINS POLICE TUESDAY, MAY 15 9:48 p.m. - 2700 block Tremper Ave., harassment, sticky notes on cluster of mailboxes, said "Warning, I know who you are if you invation our house or take our stuffs I will call 911,' man suspected Asian work exchange students. For the full daily police blotter from agencies across the area, pick up the Register or check out the e-paper.





Got something similar on my mailbox it says I do not call 911  I am 911


My answer would be "I am smith and Wesson, nice to meet you".