BLOG: Leave those Michigan girls alone!

Tom Jackson
Jun 21, 2010



If you're a Romeo who lives in Ohio and you venture west across the Michigan border, you'd best be careful. Women in Michigan are not to be trifled with.

Here's the relevant criminal statute from the Michigan penal code:

"Any man who shall seduce and debauch any unmarried woman shall be guilty of a felony, punishable by imprisonment in the state prison not more than 5 years or by fine of not more than 2,500 dollars .... "

UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh, who pointed to the statute in a recent post on his Volokh Conspiracy group blog, says there have been 30 convictions under the statute from 2002 to 2008. Most, if not all, are plea-bargains reached when a defendant originally had been charged with a more serious crime, he suggests.





HAHAHA, boy if this is true I would have multiple felony counts against me when I was a teenager.  We used to go to Michigan nearly every weekend in the summer because the girls were easy.  Apparently the legislature in Michigan also knew that Michigan girls were easy and made a law against having sex with them.  Its funny how its illegal in Michigan to have sex with an unmarried woman but perfectly legal to have an affair with a married woman.

hancrack me up

 Michigan chicks are also hotter & tougher.  Whenever there's Michigan girls in the bar from Cedar Point they're always the ones out dancing & partying. Slowhio broads are sitting there nursing a warm draft beer staring stone faced into space waiting for a country song to come on.