Hoefert’s Academy Awards present...The Obamas

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Feb 26, 2014
It’s Oscar week, which culminates this Sunday at the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles when members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences “acting” like our elected officials in Washington ignore the voices of their constituents.

How else can you explain only one of the top ten money makers (Gravity) at the box office being nominated for Best Picture?

That’s right. The lobbyists of Hollywood have wined and dined members of the Academy to nominate films that they want in the running rather than the box office smashes the movie-going public has flocked to watch.

That explains why none of the Minions have ever been nominated.

Speaking of Minions, President Obama had some film-milar moments last year that resembled films from the past, so without further ado “The Obamas”

Oops! Further ado, Part 1 — The Obama Statuette, instead of holding a crusaders sword and standing on a film reel like the Oscar Statuette, will be a statue of President Obama standing over the U.S. Constitution holding an eraser.

Oops! Further ado, Part II — The reason only five from last year are nominated is if they were all nominated it would knock Kathy Lilje’s “and another thing” column off the back page of the B section, and the last thing Mrs. Lilje needs is a C section column.

1. “The Forgotten”

The IRS scandal where the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration notified the White House counsel’s office on April 22 that it had completed a review of the IRS office in Cincinnati along with other offices that used inappropriate criteria toidentify potential political cases including tax-exempt organizations with Tea Party in their names.

Three weeks later, President Obama stated at a Monday news conference, on May 13 that:

“I first learned about it from the same news reports that I think most people learned about it. I think it was on Friday”

2. “Gone With The Wind”

Four years after President Obama committed $700 billion of taxpayer money in our nation’s largest bailout of Wall Street the nation’s biggest bank, J.P. Morgan, agreed Nov. 19 to pay a record $13 billion penalty to settle civil claims from state and federal authorities that it sold mortgage backed bonds based on loans that were weaker than advertised.

Avoiding prison, yes, the J.P. Morgan execs actions would have landed you and me in the pokey, J.P. Morgan more than likely paid the record fine using the bailout money taxpayers gave them and “Frankly my dears, they didn’t give a damn”

3. “Requiem for a Dream”

On Oct. 1 President Obama decided to start the Affordable Care Act online before hundreds of technical problems had been worked out. President Obama insisted over and over he never would have allowed the rollout to proceed if he had known how bad the problems were.

However, yes there’s always a however.

However, Congressional testimony confirmed the White House was informed of the problems as early as last March.

4. “Liar, Liar”

President Obama’s misleading promise that Americans who liked their existing health insurance could hang onto it when he said over and over:

“If you like your health care plan, you can keep it”

Despite repeated assurances to that effect, more than 4.2 million Americans have seen their health insurance policies canceled because they did not meet the new, higher standards for services required under the Affordable Care Act.

This already has the dubious distinction of being named “Lie of the Year” by Politifact and definitely ranks right up there with President George H.W. Bush’s 1988 statement of:

“Read my lips: no new taxes”

5. “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”

In late July, Edward Snowden was granted asylum by the Russian government after being charged in the United States with espionage and theft of government property, which prompted President Obama on Aug. 6 to tell Americans:

“We don’t have a domestic spying program” Along with “There is no spying on Americans”

Turns out, thanks to the all the dotted T’s and all the crossed I’s in the loophole of fine print written into The Patriot Act, it is legal to wiretap U.S. citizens. So, under the law of the land, the NSA is not spying.

They’re observing.

Those are the five nominees for The Obamas.

And the winner is….

Nobody!

Comments

Stop It

Excellent. Down and true column.

deertracker

Did you copy and paste all that from faux news???

Donegan

Is the truth physically painful to you?

deertracker

LIAR LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grumpy

dt, take any one of his (Chuck Hoefert's) four points and refute it with whatever facts you wish. If you can't we will know you are, what you just claimed he (Chuck Hoefert) is. It should be simple if you believe what you just wrote.

deertracker

Number 1. There was no IRS SCANDAL. I could go on pooh part 2 but what's the point? NEXT!

grumpy

As I said,a use proof to show they were wrong. Much like what Chuck used when he said:

The IRS scandal where the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration notified the White House counsel’s office on April 22 that it had completed a review of the IRS office in Cincinnati along with other offices that used inappropriate criteria toidentify potential political cases including tax-exempt organizations with Tea Party in their names.

Because you say it didn't happen, doesn't make it so. You can go and check on reports from the Inspector General that he notified the administration of what he found. When that fact is put against your claim that nothing happened it is easy to see that you have no point. Therefore easy to see that of the two of you that you are not telling the truth. You simply believe what you wish. It is much like a child's belief in his mommy.

deertracker

There was no IRS SCANDAL! You got that? Why would you want to keep a healthcare plan if you have better cheaper options? WHY? President Obama was elected TWICE. Mrs. Obama was not! Leave her out of it. People like you and Chuckie are just dying to get some dirt on this President but you can't. He and his wife are really good people and represent the American people extremely well. Even you! Investigating a group that is applying for tax exempt status is appropriate. NEXT! If the cons weren't such liars and cheats it would not be so necessary to keep a close eye on them. Obamacare is working. Refute that! NEXT! If Chuckie feels the need to bash the President, why not point out his successes. There are many, like it or not! NEXT!!!

Contango

Re: "There was no IRS SCANDAL!"

Obviously why Lois Lerner took the Fifth and later resigned. lol

deertracker

What does that have to do with the Obamas? THERE WAS NO IRS SCANDAL!!! Got it pooh? NONE! NADA! You guys need to get off this man's gonads. Aren't you tired? Nothing you haters have tried worked! It's been well documented that Congress went to Bush demanding 700 billion or the American economy would cease to exist. NEXT!

Contango

Re: "What does that have to do with the Obamas?"

Again: Why did Lois Lerner take the Fifth and later resign?

"Lois Lerner wants immunity in exchange for IRS testimony":

http://www.usatoday.com/story/ne...

deertracker

Again, what does that have to do with the Obamas?

Contango

Re: "Again,"

If in your mind Pres. Obama is innocent, then what do you care about the IRS scandal then?

Might as well find out who said what to whom right?

Pres. Obama said that he would get to the bottom of it. Where's the report?

deertracker

Give it a rest pooh! LOSER!

Contango

So did the IRS target TEA Party and other conservative groups or not, deerturd?

grumpy

The IRS scandal where the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration notified the White House counsel’s office on April 22 that it had completed a review of the IRS office in Cincinnati along with other offices that used NEXT! If the cons weren't such liars and cheats it would not be so necessary to keep a close eye on them inappropriate criteria toidentify potential political cases including tax-exempt organizations with Tea Party in their names.
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Your opinion on the scandal is meaningless when taken with the Treasury Inspector General's report.

Obama was re-elected before the report was made also makes your statement about him getting re-elected meaningless. I made no comment about the First Lady nor did Mr. Hoefert, why you brought her up escapes me. I don't think I have ever referred to her in any post I have made.

You cite no facts refuting the IG's report that was given to the administration 3 weeks before obama made his lie about what the IRS did. Mr. Hoefert didn't even mention the fact that Lois Lerner head of the division that oversaw the scandal took the 5th, there are dman few reasons for taking the 5th that don't include doing something wrong and much more likely illegal.

Re: "NEXT! If the cons weren't such liars and cheats it would not be so necessary to keep a close eye on them."

This quote from you seems to agree with what the IG found when he said there was potential political cases using inappropriate criteria. You don't help your position by making such statements.

Contango

Re: "There was no IRS SCANDAL."

"If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth."

- Joseph Goebbels.

deertracker

Joseph is wrong and so are you! Saying something is a lie doesn't make it a lie. Look up the definition of lie!

Contango

Re: "Joseph is wrong,"

And this Pres. NEVER lies. LMAO!!!!

deertracker

WRONG I say ! WRONG!!!!

grumpy

Re: "And this Pres. NEVER lies. LMAO!!!!"

If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan... period.

If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor... period.

The average family of four will save $2500 per year on healthcare insurance.

Within one year of my taking office I will close Gitmo.

Within one year of my taking office I will get us out of Iraq and affganistan.

If we pass this bill, unemployment will not rise above 8%.

deertracker

Predictions not lies. Some thing he did not say. faux news anyone!

grumpy

None of these were predictions. All were promises or statements made by obama.

If you say they were predictions then you would believe that bush didn't lie when he said there were wmd's in Iraq, and many more lies that bush made. You can't use one set of criteria for one person and another set for the next guy.

The Big Dog's back

Such a douche.

Darwin's choice

Yes, you are!

Again, unable to refute any of the above statements, deflect, deny, defer!

Doggie, if obamacare is so great, as you and coasterfail have repeatedly bragged about, why have there been so many "extensions" and "exemptions" granted by obama?

And, isn't that illegal? Probably, but what does it matter, with all the other blatant lies obamanochio has told!

BabyMomma

It's awesome how Deertracker sticks up for Obama regardless of facts put in his face. The Kool aid must be stronger than in '08!

deertracker

What facts?

The Big Dog's back

Right wingnut talking points ARE NOT FACTS.

The Big Dog's back

Just another teahole rant ehh chuckie?

BabyMomma

Standard responses from you two. Right wing nuts, tea bag, blah, blah.

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