Flunked the test before he began

Courtney Astolfi
Sep 5, 2013



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Sandusky Police


September 3, 2013

10:40 a.m. — 2200 block Cleveland Road, Bryant Seitz, 45, 1800 block E. Shoreway Drive, operating vehicle under influence. Seitz went to car dealership intoxicated, said he had to use bathroom before taking sobriety test, which he later failed. Officer saw him push a door that needed to be pulled several times, squirt Febreze on hands instead of soap, dispense soap on hands instead of using paper towel. 



he said she said

Guess he wanted to get caught DUI on a test drive instead of his own car.

I've been sober and pushed a door that needed to be pulled. The other things, uhh no.


Why does this name sound familiar?