Perkins' best

Courtney Astolfi
Aug 14, 2013

 

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Perkins Police

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August 10, 2013

 

1:37 a.m. — 1000 block Fun Drive, Shaun Perkins, 34, Missouri, operating vehicle under influence, no driver's license. Perkins passed out in Taco Bell drive-through, vehicle was in “drive,” with his foot still on brake; when asked where he thought he was, Perkins said “Milwaukee, Ohio.”

Comments

huronguy

It's that former female Perkins police officer's cousin visiting her from Missouri!

2cents

LOL, the Register posted this just for the reason huronguy made a comment about.

VOTENO

You can't make this stuff up!

DickTracey

Fourth meal! Taco Bell open til 2am, feed your need!

Unassumer

Flunked geography and a breathalyzer all in one fell swoop.

The General

Jimmy Ego aka Raoul Duke where r u cup cake?

Raoul Duke

Passed out at the wheel. Sound familiar?