Woman wants bologna DNA tested

Jun 24, 2013


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Sandusky Police


June 21, 2013
6:32 a.m. — 400 block Perry St., woman found slices of bologna all over her car’s hood and eggs thrown at her house and sidewalk. She wanted police to do DNA tests on the bologna because there were bites taken out of them. Officer said he couldn’t do that.





CSI Oscar Mayer unit was unavailable.

sandtown born a...

I guess it was needed because her bologna didn't have a first name lmao

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Maybe it's time to test the lady!

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Glad I read the "whole thing", I thought the story was heading in a different direction from the title : )