Woman wants bologna DNA tested

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Jun 24, 2013

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June 21, 2013
6:32 a.m. — 400 block Perry St., woman found slices of bologna all over her car’s hood and eggs thrown at her house and sidewalk. She wanted police to do DNA tests on the bologna because there were bites taken out of them. Officer said he couldn’t do that.

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ladydye_5

WOW

reporter54

CSI Oscar Mayer unit was unavailable.

sandtown born a...

I guess it was needed because her bologna didn't have a first name lmao

Tool Box

Maybe it's time to test the lady!

2cents

Glad I read the "whole thing", I thought the story was heading in a different direction from the title : )