Running with scissors; downing pills with holy water

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Vermilion Police

May 24, 2013
3:48 a.m. — 3200 block Elyria Drive, man and woman arguing, woman stabbed herself with scissors, took large dose of prescription pills, washed it down with holy water.

Comments

Good 2 B Me

You sure this wasn't Norwalk? lol

There you go again

Either way, why would Sandusky Register print this " less than news worthy" article? It doesn't help the reputation of our fair city!

YoMamma

Spell Check! Can't even get it right on the headline... lmao!!!

Good 2 B Me

HA! PiLLLs! SMH

starryeyes83

Well, um ... maybe she got slapped up side the head by the left hand of God.

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Woody Hayes

Dr. Gee was right, can't trust those damm catholics.

JMOP

Sounds like the Holy water worked. Now she can live and make a country song about it.

OMG.LOL.WT_

May 24 June 1 A week old. NEWSpaper?

ladydye_5

So did this happen IN or near a church? Or does this woman keep a bottle of holy water in her pocket?

luvblues2

How does water get to be "holy"? I was raised Catholic and I know what they say, but dammit....that's just BS.

starryeyes83

I make my own holy water. I bless it myself no priest required. :)

luvblues2

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, ' Dark in here.‘
The man says, ‘Yes, it is.‘
Boy: ‘I have a baseball..‘
Man: ‘That's nice‘
Boy: ‘Want to buy it?‘
Man: ‘No, thanks.‘
Boy: ‘My Dad's outside.‘
Man: ‘OK, how much?‘
Boy: ‘$250‘

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: ‘Dark in here.‘
Man: ‘Yes, it is.‘
Boy: ‘I have a baseball glove.‘
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘How much?‘
Boy: ‘$750’
Man: ‘Sold.’

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy: ‘Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.‘
The boy says: ‘I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.‘
The Dad asks: ‘How much did you sell them for?‘
Boy: ‘$1 ,O00‘
The Dad says: ‘That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.‘

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..
The boy says: ‘Dark in here.‘
The priest says: ‘Don't start that sh@t again, you're in my closet now.‘

Morningbreezes1

Thanks for the laugh!!! Toooo Cute!!!! :)

richrs

Thanks LB2, been some years since I heard that one. And heard it from a Priest freind no less. :D