Confidential Plan To Ensure Status Quo Intercepted From Sandusky Proudr Group

Bryan Dubois
Mar 23, 2010

The Sandusky Regurgitator has obtained a confidential plan concocted by well meaning people to improve the image of the city of Sandusky.  The plan bears no date, but local political activists claim that some of the ideas in the plan are already being practiced by the establishment in Sandusky.  "Denying the existence of a problem has always been the practice of the establishment," said Sharon Schwanger, a local political activist, "but to publish it in a plan like this is pretty bold.  The plan's boldness is only outdone by the boldness of denial itself."

Sandusky Proudr could not be reached for comment.

For more on this story, see tomorrow's Sandusky Regurgitator.