Freesia Jackson is an honor roll student and varsity athlete.
But the Virginia teen, who was suspended from high school earlier this year for taking a birth control pill during lunch, apparently has some comedic chops too.
After turning down requests to reveal her identity to The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and The Washington Post, Jackson revealed her identity during a satirical skit on yesterday's "The Colbert Report."
In April, Oakton High School suspended Jackson for 10 days and recommended she be expelled after a teacher saw her taking a birth control pill in the cafeteria.
If she would have taken LSD, heroin or other illegal drugs, she would have received a five-day suspension, according to The Post's story.
But Jackson apparently took something much worse than heroin — what Colbert humorously terms "Fallopian dope" — because she received the same punishment as someone who brandished a gun during school hours would have.
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Shortly after the incident, Clarence Jones, the school system's coordinator of their safe and drug-free youth program, defended the school's decision.
"Most people would not know the difference between birth control or some Ritalin or Tylenol or codeine," Jones said. "If they are just pulling something out of their pockets and sticking it in their mouths, we don't know what they are taking."
But Jackson and her mother said the "punishment doesn't fit the crime."
And Deb Hauser of Advocates for Youth, an organization that focuses on adolescent sexual health, said, "To put birth control in the same category as illegal drugs or handguns stigmatizes responsible behavior."
The teenager said she started taking birth-control pills over the summer, a decision made with her mother, her boyfriend and a doctor. The pill is supposed to be taken at the same time every day. So when school started in the fall, she kept up with her daily routine during school hours.
According to school policies, her pills should have been kept in the school clinic. But Jackson said she did not see the logic in making a special trip to see the nurse each day during her 25-minute lunch break. She preferred to take the pill on her own. She tried to be discreet but she got caught.
Personally, I think she got off easy. She's lucky she didn't have a headache that day and take Advil with her birth-control pill. Then we would have to shoot her — it's the only punishment that would have made sense. What a dirty junkie.