Jeff Goldblum Eulogizes Jeff Goldblum

Jason Singer
Mar 23, 2010


This week on the Colbert Report, actor Jeff Goldblum responded to news reports out of New Zealand that he had died in a climbing accident.

mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">Goldblum, always quirky, eulogizes he will be remembered for his love-making skills:

mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> "One former conquest raved that sleeping with Jeff Goldblum was like, 'Being caught in a flesh storm, with a 90 percent chance of satisfaction,'" he said. "I cannot overstate how amazing Jeff Goldblum was in bed.

mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> "When Jeff Goldblum passed away, a little bit of all of us died. I will be missed."

mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Goldblum then shamelessly plugs "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," of which he is now a cast member. (And which has improved significantly in recent years). Check out the video below:




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