This week on the Colbert Report, actor Jeff Goldblum responded to news reports out of New Zealand that he had died in a climbing accident.
mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">Goldblum, always quirky, eulogizes he will be remembered for his love-making skills: mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> "One former conquest raved that sleeping with Jeff Goldblum was like, 'Being caught in a flesh storm, with a 90 percent chance of satisfaction,'" he said. "I cannot overstate how amazing Jeff Goldblum was in bed. mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> "When Jeff Goldblum passed away, a little bit of all of us died. I will be missed." mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> Goldblum then shamelessly plugs "Law & Order: Criminal Intent," of which he is now a cast member. (And which has improved significantly in recent years). Check out the video below: mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"> mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Jeff Goldblum Will Be Missed www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Mark Sanford
