A sign on Rt 113 in Bellevue reflects local sentiment on this winter's cold blast Friday. Freezing temperatures and light snow showers are predicted for this weekend.
Click HERE for the forecast
Heh, that sign reminds me of this fun website: http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/
It's a church sign generator so you can make your own fun/serious sign. It also has links to galleries of "real" church signs that people took pictures of because of the fun/serious message it displayed.
If you don't like the snow, no one is forcing you to stay in the region. Go ahead and move and see how you like hurricanes, earthquakes, mudslides, and the other calamities common to warmer areas. At least hear, mother nature doles out her cruelty in manageable doses.
Yeah because we never have tornadoes.
How many tornadoes does it take to equal one hurricane or major earthquake?
Plus, stay away from the prairie and tornadoes aren't really a problem. They're pretty much unheard of in the hills of the snowbelt.
Okay. Now we have to find creative uses for all this snow. We could have snow shoveling contests, boil it to help purify Lake Erie's waters, package it up and send it to California's drought damaged areas, try for the world's record for number of snowmen made in 24 hours, pile it all up into one massive mountain and then start a snow-skiing attraction, leave it where it lays and wait for Spring, make a glacier or two to replace the ones that are melting at the Artic, melt it down and package it into plastic bottles then add some food flavoring and sell it as, "Ohio's Finest Snow Water",____________.
Interestingly, for the first Lake Placid Winter Olympics, most of the snow on Whiteface was trucked in from Vermont.
"Dear Lord.....please send some of this snow to others less fortunate!"
Think of snow as God's way of having fun (with us!).
If white is thought of to stand for purity and "goodness"...then we must be GREAT! YEAHHHHHHH 4 us!
When the next heavy snowfall forecast was overheard at work by one of the girls she said, "Ten inches of snow! That's like, loads!" "Someone pass me a ruler." A young male employee winked and said, "No Need." "I know what 10 inches looks like exactly." She gushed, "OH REALLY!" He replied, "Yup." It's about the size of your forehead."
Husband: You women are like snow.
Wife" Why, because we are so delicate?
Husband: No because when you're on the road you cause accidents.
Friends are like snow flakes...if you P on them they disappear.
If a blizzard hit an area and no one was there...would there be drifts?
The last time (which was the 6th. time) I shoveled snow...I actually saw two flakes exactly alike! I tried to save them to show scientists but I quickly learned that they won't last too long on my tongue.
In my last post I meant the snowflakes don't last too long on my tongue. NOT the scientists!
I don't know.... most scientists don't get much action.
Upon looking out the window at Wall Street on a winter's day...a venture capitalist said, "Snow is falling." All across the trading floor you could hear, "Sell snow!" Sell snow!" "Sell!" "Sell!" "Sell"
Snow White used to have 8 dwarves until she got tired of being harassed by Gropey!
Thank you pb&j, I can barely type, I'm laughing so much. Brilliant humor!
"reading signs"; *See my reply post to you "below".
Message to Old Man Winter:
" I think, someone, seriously needs to get lai ...er, well ya know"
(okay I cleaned it up)
That's the point of the snow, to keep people inside and under the covers.
You didn't get my joke.
How about: Mother Nature -- get back on your meds!
To "reading signs"; "Thank you for your comment and I'm glad I put a smile on someone's face and tears of laughter on their keyboard!" I was just wiling away a few spare moments while waiting for Spring to come. Hey...did you hear the joke about.....?
Snow snow go away
Come again another day.
Like next flippin winter.