Weather fears

Facebook crowd values beer, bacon and friends
Jan 7, 2014


With the sub-zero temperatures sending many residents to area grocery stores to stock up on provisions, Register staff members wondered what other weather fears readers might have. We asked our friends at Facebook and here's what they told us: 

Erika Johnson: Losing power.

Paul Matthews: My box of wine will freeze and my bacon won't thaw.

Julie Ann Townsend: My roommate is nine months pregnant and due any day. Me and (my) three children braving the cold to get her to the hospital.

Toni Jones: Shortage of toilet paper.

Daniel Cody Seckman: My snowman comes to life and tries to attack my family.

Sean Foley: Running out of beer.

Donna Yost: Getting the door frozen so you can't get out of the house.

Melissa Richards: Getting stranded on the side of the road after dark, or going off the road and it being a while before anyone comes through to notice.

Lisa Hildebrant: The driving. Especially on Rt. 4. Those ditches scare the breathe right out of me.



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Got to have bacon.


I have recently purchase the "Bacon bowl as seen on TV" I have to admit it is awesome for eating salads and such but fails miserably at being a cereal bowl. The first time i tried to eat my Heineken and GMO free Cheerio's the beer leaked out and all i was left with was soggy Cheerio's and a drunk dog. I tried it 3 more times with different types of pork weaves and found the herringbone weave works the best if tightly weaved into place but it still leaks like a sieve much to my dogs seeming new alcohol addiction benefit. I will continue experiments and keep you all updated on the newest developments.


Made me laugh.

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