Too drunk to get a drink

A woman dialed 911 Thursday morning because she was too drunk to get a glass of water and wanted officers to do it for her, police said.
Sandusky Register Staff
Feb 8, 2014


Sherry Jefferson, 61, 800 block Ontario St., was charged with misuse of 911 and disorderly conduct intoxicated.

Officers arrived at Jefferson’s home around 9 a.m. to find her sitting on a couch, with seven empty halfgallon vodka bottles strewn near her feet, according to a Sandusky police report

Jefferson again said she called 911 because she was too drunk to get herself a drink of water. She allegedly refused to answer questions because all she wanted was a drink. Jefferson also said she was born in 1987, the report said.

Jefferson was charged and taken to the hospital.

Officers said she never got that drink.


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I think she was issued a D.U.I. (Drying Under the Influence)


well, she'd had enough to drink! surprised she didn't have alcohol poisoning. vodka will kill you.

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One Spring Break during my university days, a college student in the hotel next to us died of alcohol poisoning for downing a yard of vodka.


From what I understand, you can build up quite a tolerance to alcohol that would kill someone who does not consume at that level regularly. At that point, it becomes more dangerous not to drink, as alcohol withdrawl can kill you, unlike, say, heroin withdrawl, which is rarely fatal.

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What you say is true big_d. Opiates are very addictive but can be overcome without a weening process. With alcohol something is needed, or as you said, they will die. They usually give librium or and even a newer choice that is starting to catch on, high doses of baclofen, which is said to take away any desire to drink without any illness or side effects.


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I doubt she drank 7 half gallons that night. I bet she polished bottles she found laying around.


Still, if she had 7 half-gallons just "laying around", she is probably a VERY heavy drinker.

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"I'm not as think as you drunk I am, occifer."

Seriously though I hope this event is what starts her getting some help. Humans should never be fois gras.


Unless it was "grocery store vodka". There is more alcohol in Listerine than there is in some of that liquor. Or maybe she collects vodka bottles? You know them Absolute and Grey Goose bottles are like nic-nacs, to some people, and them blue Sky bottles are so purdy.

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If you have a blacklight available fill them with water and highlighter fluid of various colors per bottle. Looks nice.

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