But it’s done so well, it doesn’t much matter.
The diner, popular with students from nearby Ohio University and local residents alike, isn’t the place for those counting calories. The omelets are made with four eggs, ranch dressing is an option for the burgers, and the grilled cheese sandwich comes as a double-decker, thank you very much.
That’s before the desserts. Three-layer chocolate cake slathered with icing, mint ice cream pie and fudge brownies served hot with ice cream are just a few of the options.
This is not a restaurant for moderation.
The polished silver diner sits in the middle of an area known as Uptown, where Court Street is made of the same red brick found throughout the university just two blocks away. If there is a wait — and there usually is — plenty of nearby shops can keep visitors busy exploring the college town.
The menu focuses on greasy spoon-style offerings and does not try to reinvent diner favorites or modernize anything. This is not highbrow food. Ketchup and mustard are on the table in plastic squeeze bottles and napkins are paper.
While deciding on an entree, order a madefrom-scratch cinnamon roll for the table to share. The hulking pastries are served warm and laden with buttercream icing. It doesn’t matter if the sun has set; these breakfast treats are an indulgence worth having any time of day.
Breakfast is served all day, inviting guests to try what the Court Street Diner calls Huevos Locos: a bed of hash browns piled with scrambled eggs, onions, ham, jalapenos, red and green peppers, all of which then is topped with cheddar cheese and salsa. It’s intimidating when it arrives on the table.
A lunch favorite is the patty melt. The beef burger piled high with sauteed onions and melted yellow American cheese is served on grilled marbled rye. It’s a throwback, but one that goes well with the fries and pickle spears on the side.
For dinner? Grab the juicy meatloaf, piled atop mashed potatoes, of course. Served in a portion large enough to share, the slab of the diner specialty manages to stay moist without being greasy, and the edges have a nice crunch. Since the meal already has blown your caloric budget, you might as well order a strawberry shake served in its blending tin and topped with whipped cream from a can.
Around the corner from the Court Street Diner, Zoe’s serves dishes based on seasonal produce and local farms. The lemon risotto on a recent visit was bright and fresh and can be topped with whatever fresh seafood the chef eyes.
Up the block, Stephen’s on Court is a bit more upscale, but still in keeping with this town’s chill vibe.
For those looking for a snack, Donkey Coffee and Espresso, tucked on a side street just off Court, has hand-crafted drinks and a rotating selection of baked goods and pastries. Live music is a frequent — and free — source of entertainment in the rear room.
Closer to campus, Jackie O’s BrewPub and the next-door Public House offer bar snacks such as fried cheese curds, kettle chips and pizzas, as well as Celtic music and open stage nights. The real draw, though, is the rotating list of house-made beers. The Razz Wheat, a raspberry wheat ale, is sweet without being syrupy. The Tongue Thai’d is a spicy version of an IPA that has plenty of bite. And the Black Betty, a raspberry and vanilla porter, is a terrific option.
If anyone can handle anything else after that meatloaf, of course.