Collins is so proud she could spit

Past week has been pretty good. We got a new machine at the gym. It’s called a Helix. I tried explaining it to someone in the locker room, and that person gave me that “she's a crazy lady” expression.   So, I’m going to spare you the details and put it in a nutshell without the visual of me...
Anonymous
Nov 7, 2012

Past week has been pretty good. We got a new machine at the gym. It’s called a Helix. I tried explaining it to someone in the locker room, and that person gave me that “she's a crazy lady” expression.
 
So, I’m going to spare you the details and put it in a nutshell without the visual of me...