Oh no Ohio! Living under a political barrage

This is what it is like to be an Ohioan in the maddening final days of Campaign 2012:
Associated Press
Oct 30, 2012

 

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A cacophony of screeching voices spew attack ads from television and radio, hurling words like "FALSE! DECEIVING! DISHONEST!," disrupting regular programs for up to 15 minutes at a time. Mountains of political fliers — glossy sophisticated sheets with invective stamped all over them — spill from mailboxes. Answering machines are jammed with messages from candidates or their surrogates, annoying some people so much they have turned off their phones until after the election.

Add to that the massive traffic snarls every time a presidential candidate comes to town — which lately has been every other day — and it's hard not to feel sympathy for the beleaguered Buckeye voter.

"All this attention doesn't make us feel special," bellowed Greg Schreiber, a 61-year-old retired electrician who meets his fellow electrician buddies at the Sunbury Grill for breakfast once a week. "It makes us mad."

There's a television screen blinking in the back of the eatery. But these days, owner Sarah Arrowsmith keeps it on mute. The relentless onslaught of political ads, she says, are driving her customers — most of them older, drawn by both the homey atmosphere and the 10 percent senior discount — crazy.

"One more negative ad and the fists will be flying," Arrowsmith said. "Or at least the dentures."

Sipping coffee at the counter, Hank Wessel chuckled at the irony of it all.

"Most of the time we are considered fly-over country full of country bumpkins who cling to our God and our guns," said the 68-year-old retired physician, wearing a baseball cap stamped "NOPE." ''And then every four years we are America's hard-working heartland when everyone is courting our vote."

Even in an era of media saturation, where it can be hard for anybody to get away from any message for even a few hours, Ohio is a very intense place to be right now. The people whose job it is to get messages to you, the voters, are at fever pitch in the days leading up to the election, and nowhere more so than in a state that prides itself on being pivotal to figuring out who will be the next leader of the United States.

With its 18 electoral votes, Ohio is considered "the battleground of battleground states," as Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan recently called it, which is why both parties are devoting such huge amounts of money, time and energy here. While Florida and Virginia are also critical (and are also being bombarded with media advertisements) no Republican has been elected president without carrying Ohio. John F. Kennedy in 1960 was the last Democrat to win without Ohio.

The presidential campaign has already passed the $2 billion mark in fundraising, putting it on track to be the most expensive ever. Material collected by ad trackers showed the two candidates and their support groups have spent or reserved nearly $950 million so far on television commercials.

And much of that money is being poured into Ohio.

"Ohioans are used to very intensive campaigning, but this is a level of sophistication and targeting like nothing we have ever seen," said John Green, who teaches a course in political campaigning at the University of Akron. He attributed it to the vast amounts of money being spent by super PACs, as well as the tightness of the race. At this point, he said, it's all about getting out the vote rather than converting new voters. And, though the saturation might be maddening for many, "it's still pretty exciting if the president or the Republican nominee comes to your little town"

Not everyone feels that way.

"It seems like Obama is on my cellphone every week," says Michael Blaha, a 19-year-old public affairs student at Ohio State University in Columbus as he munched on chicken wings in the student union bar. His friend, 21-year-old biology student Nicole Bishop, called the candidate campus rallies "annoying" (Obama has visited several times) and she complained bitterly about how the political ads were disrupting her time on YouTube and Pandora, the Internet radio site. She's too frustrated to vote, she said.

Outside, on a grassy area called The Oval where both parties have pitched tents and volunteers are offering rides to voting stations, there was a very different reaction from politically active students.

"Most people don't get to see the president in their backyard," said Adeeba Ali, a senior studying early childhood education and clutching a "Gotta Vote" sign. "It's exciting to think that my vote is so significant."

But she seems decidedly in the minority.

Even those whose job it is to get out the vote are reaching breaking point.

"I'm sick of all the calls, too," said an exhausted looking Julie Smythe at Republican headquarters in Columbus last week as she handed out stickers and lawn signs to the steady trickle of supporters filing through the door. The 57-year-old receptionist said she's even had people from her own party threaten her. "They say, 'If I get one more piece of paper or one more call, I am going to sue,'" she said with a sigh." Or "'I'm not going to vote.'"

Smythe has also seen a steady stream of supporters from elsewhere show up eager for the excitement of helping out in a battleground state. "They are just astonished at what we Ohioans go through," she said.

They are equally astonished by the negativity of the ads, which many Ohioans say has reached a new low this election, mainly because of the ability of anonymous groups to fund them. Among the groups pumping millions of dollars into the state: American Crossroads, a Republican-leaning super PAC with ties to President George W. Bush's political counselor Karl Rove; Restore Our Future, founded by former Romney aides; and Priorities USA Action, a pro-Obama group.

"It's disgusting. You can't even relax and watch YouTube without these voices, these entities, yelling at you and we don't even know who they are," said Krista Brown, of Circleville, a small town about 30 miles south of Columbus, famous for its annual pumpkin festival. The 20-year-old waitress said the negativity had cost both parties her vote.

"I'm just out of high school where we were taught not to say unkind things, to be civil," she said. "I feel like they are bullying us and each other."

At Carl's Townhouse in Chillicothe, Phyllis Barnhart also lamented all the money being raised "just to stab each other in the back." The 75-year-old retired waitress and her 82-year-old husband, Clarence, who are both on Social Security, sit at the same table every day and spend exactly $13.29 for their 1 p.m. feast of soup and double cheeseburger — their only meal of the day. Then they return to their apartment in a senior housing complex to watch their favorite soaps. While they love the food at Carl's, they simply can't afford to occasionally treat themselves to somewhere more expensive.

"We get paid once a month and we have to make every penny count," she said. "The candidates, they just don't understand folks like us."

She is also baffled by — and a bit suspicious of — early voting, which Ohio allows. In fact, many voters say they are voting early for one reason only: to get the attack ads to stop. It only makes them madder when the ads keep coming.

For some, the election season onslaught is a boon — television and radio stations, printing companies, even the harried postal carrier weighed down by more than 10 times the normal volume of mail.

"All mail is good mail," Rob Arnold, of Ashville, chanted cheerfully over the phone as he took a break from his job in Columbus, where he is thrilled by the overtime he is earning sorting political fliers. He and his colleagues even have fun sharing the more outrageous ones: He described a fantasy-land picture of the president standing in an otherworldly ocean with pink flamingos and a smiling moon in the background.

"It's hilarious," he said, laughing. "But why on earth would it sway anyone's vote?"

(One of the regulars at the Sunbury Grill, Larry Lambert, said he got so disgusted by the "propaganda" being stuffed into his mailbox that he tried to make a deal with the local postmaster: $100 to be spared all political fliers. He was unsuccessful.)

Humor is also how barber Tommy Checkler deals with election madness in his self-described "man cave" in Worthington, an upscale suburb of Columbus. Surrounded by football and hunting memorabilia, Checkler, 52, owner of The Old Village Barber Shop, mocks the television as he finishes a $16 buzz cut on customer Tim Potts.

"I'm Obama and I approve this message," he says in an exaggerated, whiney voice. "I'm Romney and I approve this message."

He spins Watts around on the chair.

"I'm Tommy the Barber," he says solemnly, "and I approve this haircut."

 

Comments

starryeyes83

I've been playing havoc with the robocalls and polls :) :)

If they can waste my time; I can mess with their poll numbers.

KnuckleDragger

Same here. I keep telling them I'm voting for Obama and lie about the demographic information. Most people I know say they are getting 4-5 poll calls a day, and most of them are lying about who they are voting for. This is why I believe the polls are junk this time around. People are so fed up with politics that they don't even tell the truth when polled. Will be interesting next week. I believe it will be an election similar to the landslide victory Reagan had over Carter despite the polls showing Carter with a double digit lead. Say Bye Bye to Obama!

44846GWP

So you like to lie. Where is my shock look? Typical Republican.

wiredmama222

Who answers the phone anymore? I am afraid to!

tk

I don't mind answering the poll questions and I answer them honestly. Electing our officials is or at least should be serious business.

shucks

I agree

JACKEL

Ditto!I couldn't think of anything that hasn't been said.Oh wait,one thing I used to be proud of serving 6 years defending The Constitution,the same one Bozo has trampled on the last four years !Now I am ashamed,because there are over 50% of the country doesn't care.I would leave the country like Slick Willy did, if I had to do it all over again, and would tell my son's to go as well !

KnuckleDragger

The only thing serious is the way you vote on election day. Polls nowdays are simply tools used by the MSM to try to sway the vote, which is why many people lie on them. They are simply fed up with all the crap. If these were serious polls then the likes of MSNBC and Quinnipiac wouldn't be polling people at +15 democrat. At that ratio, you will always get the leftist candidate ahead. Most of these polls ARE a joke.

starryeyes83

I used to , then I started getting 6-7 robocalls or live pollsters a day from the same ones. What they don't know and I do - is that I always early vote per vote absentee ballot. So my decision has already been made.

I take my vote very seriously, just not all the media hoopla and high tech junk. Tired of all the ads in my mailbox.

We have a secret ballot in this country for a reason and it's NO ONE'S business who I vote for.

Armymom7

I heard the post office might make a profit because of these ads! Lol

coasterfan

I could handle the deluge of advertising if it weren't for the fact that so much of it contains just plain false information. I received a Romney mailing that said his tax plan will help the middle class - what baloney.

I did the math, and my federal taxes will go up by at least $3000 if Romney enacts the things he promised to do during the GOP primaries. I'm just an average middle class guy, so most of the SR readership can expect the same thing. Figure it out kids: Mitt wants to slash the budget, while increasing spending and while decreasing incoming revenue. Let's see...the rich people are going to pay less...hmm, I wonder who will end up footing the bill? There are only 2 possible answers: the middle/lower class will pay more OR the deficit will greatly increase.

Romney's latest Whopper was his statement that Jeep plans to move jobs to China. Completely false and immediately debunked by the Obama administration and Jeep itself. Romney, of course, knows that you can't unring a bell after it has pealed, so it's politically advantageous to tell a blatant lie because some people will believe it even after it's proven to be false.

The big question, of course, is why don't we hold our political candidates to some level of honesty? It's not just the blatant lies, either. Romney is allowed to completely change his platform on literally every issue over the course of just a month-and-a-half, yet Republicans aren't troubled by that, and his credibility doesn't suffer. P.T. Barnum was right...

Saw an excellent political cartoon this morning. With a picture of Romney, the caption read "It's wrong to falsely shout FIRE in a crowded theatre because it might induce panic. But it's ok to induce panic in Toledo by falsely shouting JEEP TO CHINA. It's nice to see that some forms of irresponsible speech are still protected by the First Amendment".

Contango

@ coasterfan:

False claims?

Pres. Obama's "Mediscare" plan:

Paying doctors and hospitals less for services without a reduction in the number of services or the quality of the benefits provided. LMAO!!!!

Maybe teachers should take a cut in pay; in the magical world of Obamanomics that ought to improve education right?

So coasterfan, have you bought a new GM or Chrysler vehicle recently? What make of vehicle do you drive anyway?

Contango

Canvasser at my door: You votin' for Candidate Y?

Me: Sure!

Another canvasser at my door: You votin' for Candidate X?

Me: Sure!

I tell 'em whatever they want to hear and they all go away happy. Spreadin’ the joy.

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In the printing business, ya always ask for 50% up front for printing campaign lit. 'Strangely' they have a reputation of not paying their bills.

44846GWP

Winnie, lie to people? It can't be! Troll.

Julie R.

I take them from the mailbox and throw them right into the recycling box.

OMG.LOL.WT_

"A cacophony of screeching voices" Rather like the comments on here.

Pete

We hung one of the Obama/Biden mailers in the back of the urinal at the shop.

Has dramatically improved aim!

OMG.LOL.WT_

Just think, in less than a week, all the fun will be over.

ladydye_5

I think it is a waste of $$$$$$....with the money that BOTH candidates have raised and WASTED in advertising would have made a good dent national debt. They could have privately funded numerous issues/problems. It is getting out of control. I cannot wait till this is all over. So many people are complaining about the mail and the phone calls, maybe the political parties should pay attention to that!

Licorice Schtick

I wanna get a 900 number.

That way, they PAY me when they call.

Planning on buying an island.