Report: Bellevue man wanted to bury beloved bong

It was a sad Monday for a Bellevue man.
Emil Whitis
Feb 6, 2013


Guy Geiger, 18, was on his way to bury his shattered marijuana bong, “Niagara,” when Erie County deputies stopped his tailgating 2006 Saturn at about 10 p.m. on South Washington Street.

Deputies smelled “a slight odor of marijuana” coming from his car and spotted marijuana crumbs around the gear shifter, a deputy’s report said.  

Geiger pointed to a metal pipe wedged in the center console, but deputies weren’t satisfied. They popped open the trunk.

Said the deputy’s report: “I located a shoe box with a large broken glass water bong inside of it. The shoe box had marijuana leaves drawn on the side of it and ‘R.I.P. Niagara’ written across it.”

“Guy advised ‘Niagara’ was the name of the bong,” the report said.

Geiger was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and following too close. Deputies seized Niagara and the metal pipe then released Geiger from the scene.



Dude, I feel your pain, I too lost my beloved "Sherlock" over two years ago, and am still grieving.


I'm hoping my pyrex double bubble graffix 3 footer "Christopher Reeves" and "Sherlock" are at the sticky green gates ready to kindly welcome "Niagra".


No way, Dude.... They stopped a funeral procession? Why didn't he have the purple flag magnet thing on top of the car to let them know? That's just wrong. Now the body will have a pauper's funeral, AKA dumpster.


even funeral processions get no respect these days. No one stops for them, have you noticed? Even the "pigs" don't care to respect the burial rights of the bong. What is this world coming to, I wonder? (tears streaming down cheek for his beloved bong). They could have offered an escort to the burial site at the very least. LOL


bong enthusiasts get no respect these days.


Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dire wolf

my condolences to your beloved one. Thoughts and prayers to all that knew Niagra. It's got to hurt.



Maybe they could play Taps softly , gently, like with The Christmas Story Leg Lamp :)

Thanks for the laugh!!


And they called the bong niagra er wind mariah!!!!

Dude i Roc

Stossel was planning on officiating at the internment.


Hey a friend lost one name Kermit......the best one only find that good one that works just right .......... her husband got mad and throw kermit on the floor I think we both cried a little........ lol it was truely sad.....ppl just don't get it

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The Hero Zone

When I was at OU I had campus police ask to examine my didjeridoo as I walked with it from one building to another. I understood the mix-up so wasn't really offended, but was more cautious transporting it after that.


Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down.

"so he tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, and that's it hangin' on the shed"


All dumb


UP IN SMOKE : Cheech & Chong


I can hear the funeral bells ringing...."bong, bong, bong".


ROFLMAO on this one....


It took the sad passing of a bong for the various commentors on this story to actually see blood-shot-eye to blood-shot-eye for a change. Pass the visine and burn some incense to mark this solemn occasion. Just goes to show with a little ganja we can all get along. :}


Taking after his sisters....sad


Smoking weed and breaking into peoples homes and stealing their stuff to buy heroin/pills is hardly the same thing! Get a clue lady. You obviously never had any fun in life.

Ellis dee

First negative comment. Thats hard to find on here. Never named my bong but owned and made plenty of them. Free the ganj

The Big Dog's back

Was one of the cops Sgt. Stadanko?

The Big Dog's back

You Know You're a Pothead When...
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
Your bong is taller than your dog.
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
You set your wedding date for 4/20.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.



lolol Big Dog--- Hey, DAVE'S NOT HERE!!!!!