Deputies: Vandalism suspect wore Spider-Man undies

Web crawler finds himself in sticky situation
Associated Press
Jul 9, 2013


Authorities in Cincinnati have arrested a man who they say was vandalizing a high school while wearing only Spider-Man underwear.

The Cincinnati Enquirer reports that it happened early Sunday when a suspect used rocks to break several windows at Moeller High School, crawled in one of the windows and sprayed fire extinguishers around the building.

Hamilton County sheriff's deputies say 23-year-old Thomas Williams was wearing Spider-Man underwear when he was arrested. The 6-foot-5, 295-pound Kenwood man was charged with felony vandalism and breaking and entering.

Police reports gave no explanation for Williams' attire.

Williams was still in jail Monday morning. Online records didn't indicate if he had an attorney.





Really Register, a man in his spidey undies in a sticky situation


get your mind out of the gutter. sticky as in spider web sticky. silly.

Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.



Where does a 295-lb. dude find spidey undies BIG enough to fit?

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The Hero Zone

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