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Pitts: What were you thinking, Mr. President?

Register • Apr 12, 2013 at 7:30 AM

Dear Barry:

Ordinarily, I’d address you as Mr. Obama or Mr. President, in deference to your office. But we need to have us a guy-to-guy chat here, so I hope you’ll excuse the familiarity, because I just have to ask:

Barry, brotherman, bubbeleh, what the heck were you thinking? Did you really call California Attorney General Kamala Harris, “by far the best-looking attorney general in the country” last week at a Democratic fundraiser in the Bay Area?

You weren’t, like, nursing a cold and snockered on Robitussin or something?

You didn’t lose a bet with Joe Biden?

You actually said that, of your own free will?

Dude. Wow.

Yes, MSNBC helpfully reminds us that you’ve also complimented men on their looks, dubbing Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Shaun Donovan, Interior Secretary Ken Salazar and the entire Pittsburgh Penguins hockey team “goodlooking guys.”

Want to know how much that helps you here?

What’s the smallest measurable fraction this side of zero?

A man, particularly a powerful man, cannot always speak of or to a woman, as he would one of the fellas. This is what you forgot and what the folks who keep saying it was “just a compliment” don’t quite get.

Is that a double standard?


You darn betcha.


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